So, Chris Rock and Code Geass

Just after I made that post, I attempted to look up Chris Rock, as I had been watching him on YouTube.

Instead of typing Chris Rock, I typed out Code Geass. Damn, that anime has taken over my brain. o_O

On a totally unrelated side note, I tend to type out Christ Rock instead of Chris Rock almost every single time. I don’t know why. I just get the urge to add the letter ‘t’ at the end of Chris. It’s like, coded in my freaking brain. And that scares me.

Well, I guess that’s the end of the Code Geass Blogging Controversy. Now, time to wait for the Fall Season to start so I can finally start blogging actual stuff.

No More Code Geass Blogging Controversy

The intense controversy surrounding myself and I came to a sudden conclusion yesterday when I, in an attempt to prevent myself from blogging Code Geass R2, shot myself in the chest. I was taken to the hospital, where I was pronounced dead an hour later.

I attempted to chase and arrest myself, who was injured from my self-inflicted wounds. However, I was just as hurt as myself, and failed to catch me, as I had had a running start. I attempted to shoot myself with tranquilizer bullets, but as I had taken my gun to shoot myself, such a thing was impossible. As such, I could only watch as I managed to run away from myself, and was severely reprimanded for it by my own commanding officer, me.

This event has caused much controversy in my brain, as I pointed out that my lax sense of security had allowed me to escape from myself in order to shoot me. I claimed that new laws would need to be set in effect to prevent such tragedies from happening again. Soon after I attended my funeral, however, I promptly arrested myself, and it was revealed that I was the man who had murdered me. Though I proclaimed my innocence, I revealed that the wounds from my shooting myself were still on my chest, and that it was more than a simple coincidence. However, I revealed that I also had the same wounds, and just to be safe, I had to jail myself with me.

Ironically, I would end up dying with myself in prison, due to the wounds I had inflicted upon myself. This irony, however, failed to register on me, as I was dead.

I will be missed.

Much More Code Geass Blogging Controversy

The controversy between myself and I reached an all-time high when I announced that, despite everything I had claimed, I would be blogging the last two episodes of Code Geass R2. I was fortunate enough to get an exclusive interview with myself, which was extremely difficult considering my elusive nature and reluctance to talk with myself.

“I’m going to do what I feel is the right thing to do for myself,” said I in the exclusive interview as I explained the benefits that came with blogging Code Geass. “I love Code Geass, and so do I. I can lie to myself as many times as I want, but that won’t change what I truly feel about it. I feel like I must be truer to myself. This continuous web of lines will only serve to destroy me from inside out. Change is what I need and change is what I will bring.”

“Let’s face it. If I continue down on the path we’ve been treading along since the beginning of this blog, then I will only worsen relationships with myself. I think that enough is enough. Voting me to office is wrong. I will only bring more of the same by NOT blogging Code Geass R2. That is why I need to get into office, so that I may bring the change that changes the change that this changing me needs in order to change… changefully.”

I reacted strongly against my speech, claiming that I was far too inexperienced to be blogging a series like Code Geass R2. This blog had only been in existence for a month or so, and I did not have enough experience to tackle such a thing. I, on the other hand, was a seasoned writer and veteran anime watched, as was far more suited to not blog Code Geass R2. I then promptly fell asleep in the middle of the speech, and had to be carried out of the stage on a moving bed.

Meanwhile, I criticized my decision to support myself in my not blogging of Code Geass R2, pointing out that I was even more inexperienced than myself. I put down myself as a hypocrite and a liar to myself, an unworthy person to tell me what to do. If I could not even support my own decisions, how could I expect myself to support them?

“… and in the beginnings of this blog, I said that I would not blog Code Geass R2, and now I’m going to, though I don’t think that I should be doing so. Am I suitable to lead myself? I do not think so. If I allow myself to blog Code Geass R2, then I am, in the end, doing what I have been trying to get myself to do. Thus, what I need is to…”

I then realized that I had no idea what in hell I was talking about, and stopped the interview so that I could promptly shoot myself and end my delusions. However, being a bad shot, I failed to shoot myself and had to be carried off on charges of attempted suicidal homicide.

I promised to post bail for myself.

Some More Code Geass Blogging Controversy

The fact that I was blogging on Code Geass R2 despite my promise not to was brought up in the most recent meeting between me, myself and I, where I accused me of being a liar. I pointed out that, since I failed to keep my word, I was nothing more than a filthy, stinking liar, and that I was not fit to rule over me. I attempted to convince myself that I could not be trusted to rule over myself, and that only I was fit to rule over me. While I was not utterly convinced, I did acknowledge the fact that I had broken my word, and that a re-election might be in order.

Desperate to maintain power, I argued that I had not really blogged Code Geass R2, but rather blogged on the controversy surrounding it, caused by me, and that it was more of a local news than a Code Geass R2 blogging. Yet, I managed to strike down my argument, stating that if I had blogged local news, then I was not being faithful to the blog, which was to be dedicated to anime. I then tried to explain that as I was blogging ‘local news about anime’ I had not technically betrayed the trust of my blog, as anime was still concerned. I stated that I was simply grasping at straws with the ‘local news’ facade, and that I was simply being a poor loser.

Not to give up easily, I countered by revealing the greatest secret; that I was myself, and that if I was a poor loser, than so was I. If I had blogged on Code Geass R2 despite my promise, then I was being unfaithful as well. I did not take kindly to this massive and controversial release of my greatest secret regarding me, and struck myself in the face with my chair, which I had promptly kicked myself off of. A great deal of insults regarding me were thrown around, and I took offense at my attitude.

As before, I engaged myself in combat, and this time, even I got involved, instead of trying to stop myself. Without me to stop me from fighting, the bloodshed went on for quite some time, and it was only after I was carted to a hospital that I stopped attacking myself. I have been taking in for questing due to my assault on my own being, and am being held in a cell with me, myself and I.

And I hate me so much, I can’t stand it.

More Code Geass Blogging Controversy

More controversy erupted in my head when I told myself to fuck off, due to complaints from me about Code Geass R2 not going the way it was intended to be. Upon reading the article on Code Trainwreck that changing timeslots and whatnot resulted in the anime series veering off from the director’s plan, I raged and screamed at me for my insensitivity. I blamed everything on my refusal to blog on Code Geass, which really aggravated me, as I believed that I had nothing to do with it. I reasoned that I was being unreasonable for trying to pin the blame on something that had nothing to do with the matter at hand, and was simply grasping at straws.

I, however, was too much of a moron to grasp the metaphor, and accused me of being some high-and-mighty elitist bastard. This shocked me as much as it did me, because as I was myself, I was basically accusing me – and therefore myself – of being a high-and-mighty elitist bastard. Furthermore, I pointed out that the interview had been released quite a while ago, and that bringing it up now was a foolish act on my part. In fact, I revealed that I had been aware of this much before I knew about it, and mocked me for being ‘out of the loop’.

I once again accused me of being a Code Geass R2 hater, and I had to remind myself that I was a fan of Code Geass, regardless of plan failure or not. This resulted in a vicious battle between me and myself and I was forced to intervene. In the resulting chaos, I nearly lost an eye to myself, proving the old saying “It’s all fun and games until I nearly poke out my own eye” true. In short, all I can say is that I really, really, REALLY despise me.

Code Geass Blogging Controversy

Much controversy arose in my head when it was announced that I would not be blogging Code Geass R2, but instead wait for the Fall lineup and start the blog off from there. I, however, would not have any of my excuses, and vehemently demanded that I blog Code Geass R2. I, however, stood by my reasons for not doing so, stating that I found it ludicrous to begin blogging a show that was nearly reaching its end. While I suggested that I could make an exception for myself, I argued against it, declaring my idea to be unfair to other anime. I accused me of being a Code Geass R2 hater, but I defended myself from my own insults, pointing out that I had no problem with the series and was indeed a fan of the series myself.

I, however, did not believe my claims, and proceeded to insult my mother’s upbringing of me, as well as to threaten myself with death if I did not do exactly what I wanted myself to do. This situation, brought about by myself, was only resolved when I approached me and attempted to convince myself that killing myself was not something I should be doing. I had to mobilize a team of trained interventionists to stop myself, and while I struggled through the entire ordeal, I managed succeed.

I have, as such, decided to refrain from blogging on Code Geass R2, no matter what I may say about it. I stand firm on this decision, and I will never change it, no matter how much I try or want to.