The intense controversy surrounding myself and I came to a sudden conclusion yesterday when I, in an attempt to prevent myself from blogging Code Geass R2, shot myself in the chest. I was taken to the hospital, where I was pronounced dead an hour later.
I attempted to chase and arrest myself, who was injured from my self-inflicted wounds. However, I was just as hurt as myself, and failed to catch me, as I had had a running start. I attempted to shoot myself with tranquilizer bullets, but as I had taken my gun to shoot myself, such a thing was impossible. As such, I could only watch as I managed to run away from myself, and was severely reprimanded for it by my own commanding officer, me.
This event has caused much controversy in my brain, as I pointed out that my lax sense of security had allowed me to escape from myself in order to shoot me. I claimed that new laws would need to be set in effect to prevent such tragedies from happening again. Soon after I attended my funeral, however, I promptly arrested myself, and it was revealed that I was the man who had murdered me. Though I proclaimed my innocence, I revealed that the wounds from my shooting myself were still on my chest, and that it was more than a simple coincidence. However, I revealed that I also had the same wounds, and just to be safe, I had to jail myself with me.
Ironically, I would end up dying with myself in prison, due to the wounds I had inflicted upon myself. This irony, however, failed to register on me, as I was dead.
I will be missed.
Yes please! NO MOAR!