[OH! Reposts #6] A Panel is Worth a Hundred and Sixty-Seven Words

Because Oi, Hayaku! has gone down, I have taken my posts from OH! and brought them to MANiME for the sake of completion. This was the final official post in the blog, titled “A Panel is Worth a Hundred and Sixty-Seven Words”, posted in January 15th, 2009. I hope you enjoy.

A picture is worth a thousand words, or so they say. Well, they can go suck it.

[OH! Reposts #5] Cause and Effect Vol.01 – Lolita Complex

Because Oi, Hayaku! has gone down, I have taken my posts from OH! and brought them to MANiME for the sake of completion. This was the fourth official post in the blog, titled “Cause and Effect Vol.01 – Lolita Complex”, posted in January 15th, 2009. I hope you enjoy.

Original Excerpt: You’d think that since the term Lolita was created by a white dude, the Westerners would be responsible for pedophilia. You’d be amazed at how wrong you are.

[OH! Reposts #4] The March of the DVDs in the Week Before Christmas

Because Oi, Hayaku! has gone down, I have taken my posts from OH! and brought them to MANiME for the sake of completion. This was the fourth official post in the blog, titled “The March of the DVDs in the Week Before Christmas”, posted in December 19th, 2008. I hope you enjoy.

Original Excerpt:
A battle waged between those of the Middle Ages,
A question that cannot be answered, even by the sages.
Is it the old ones that we must revere?
Or will the young ones win this year?

[OH! Reposts #3] Simple is Best

Because Oi, Hayaku! has gone down, I have taken my posts from OH! and brought them to MANiME for the sake of completion. This was the third official post in the blog, titled “Simple is Best”. I hope you enjoy.

Warning: The following post contains spoilers that aren’t really new anymore, so if you really don’t know the stuff in here, then you haven’t been keeping up with stuff. I mean, I’m out of the loop, and if you don’t know stuff that even I know, then you must be REALLY out of the loop.

[OH! Reposts #2] Let’s Study English With Code Geass!

Because Oi, Hayaku! has gone down, I have taken my posts from OH! and brought them to MANiME for the sake of completion. This was the second official post in the blog, titled “Let’s Study English With Code Geass!”. I hope you enjoy.

Original Excerpt: Destroying the barriers of language the prevents humanity from being able to connect to one another, Oi, Hayaku! brings a ready-made program that will have you speaking English as if you were born in America! Or that other English-speaking country. You know the one. ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!

[OH! Reposts #1] Insert Food Pun > Here <-

Because Oi, Hayaku! has gone down, I have taken my posts from OH! and brought them to MANiME for the sake of completion. This was the first official post in the blog, titled “Insert Food Pun -> Here <-”. I hope you enjoy.

Original Excerpt: They say that you are what you eat. If that is the case, do you need to eat a person in order to be a human? But if that act makes you a cannibal, then are you not, in essence, a monster? So, in order to be what you are, you need to eat a monster. But you are not a monster. You are a human. Long story short – don’t think about eating.

The world’s most adorable song. Ever.

For those of you who don’t know who Lordi are, they’re a Finnish Heavy Metal band from (you guessed it!) Finland. Now, normally, their songs are hardcore and loud and go on and on about killing things. Typical rap heavy metal stuff, I guess. But, as if to prove that heavy metal cannot be confined to one genre of music, despite being one genre of music, they’ve given us this little gem.

May I present to you their song, Blood Red Sandman, which just might be the most Moe~ song in the history of mankind.

There is no fucking God.

So, apparently, there’s a NEW Prince of Tennis. Called Shin (new) Prince of Tennis. Wow, what a fucking original name. Adding a “Shin” to the title is about as creative as a rapper calling himself 50 Cent.

I really, REALLY wish Konomi could have changed the title of the series. Preferably into something uninteresting, so that I wouldn’t try to find out what it was about. Then I would have remained blissfully unaware of its existence. But no, that fucking bastard had all the sensitivity of a cockroach and added a fucking shin to the beginning. Makes me wanna kick him in the shin. Or the balls. Actually, doesn’t matter where. I just want to kick him.

I thought that with Prince of Tennis’s end in… well, I don’t really remember exactly when it ended, nor am I dying to find out. Either way, I thought I could bury the hatchet. Prince of Tennis and me, we had a thing going on. I fucking hated it, and it remained oblivious of my existence, except when I deleted around 2 GB worth of the manga after I decided that I couldn’t put up with it anymore. But when it ended and died off like some pathetic worm, I thought that there was no reason in me hating it anymore. I stopped hating. I became happier. Black people stopped trying to beat me up for being a ‘hater’.

But it seems like Konomi is still intent on milking semen from his cash bull. Just why in God would they allow a fucking abomination like PoT into the world again? Just look at the fucking abbreviation of the title. POT. IT’S FUCKING POT. And it’s not just the usual pot, it’s some high-class NEW-brand SHIN POT.

New Prince of Tennis does give me one thing, however.  It gives me proof that there is no fucking God, for no just God would do this to mankind. And I can rub that in to the faces of those religious nutjobs. Which makes it *almost worth it.

Almost. Because NOTHING is worth New Prince of Tennis.

*By almost, I mean it in a we-ALMOST-saved-his-life, one-million-is-ALMOST-twenty-three, John-McCain-ALMOST-became-president kind of way.

MANiME Revival

Seeing as Oi, Hayaku! is closing down, I’m returning to MANiME full-time. And by full-time, I mean I’ll barely work on it. Starting off with a completely new design (that is, one from the already created ones; it’s not like I’m going to go through the trouble of making a custom one) and a whole lot of pizzazz, MANiME will be the place where all the cool kids on the block hang out! That is, after they’ve been drugged, kidnapped and imprisoned in said place, of course.

Not that any of you give a damn.

Bah humbug.

MANiME Semi-Closing Down… Sort Of?

So, I’ve joined the cast of Oi, Hayaku! as one of the Free+Write bloggers. As such, I probably won’t be blogging much. Especially since I’m working on two other blogs, Maggeh’s Dome of Instability and Untitled Sniperville Story V2 at the same time. Plus, there’s personal life and shit.

So, to the one reader of the blog – I’m looking at you, me – I say, go check it out! Oi, Hayaku is an awesomely awesome blog with awesome people – except me, cause I suck at writing – and it’ll be well-worth the time.

I’ll still work on this blog, though extremely rarely. Perhaps… one update a month? Generally when they release more scans of Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro. Cause after all, with Code Geass R2 finished and all, there’s not much for me to do these days.

OH, SUNRISE, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE CODE GEASS AWAY FROM ME? IT WAS MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm… I know it ended a while ago, but I’m still considering doing a send-off post for Code Geass. It deserves that much, at least.