[OH! Reposts #6] A Panel is Worth a Hundred and Sixty-Seven Words

Because Oi, Hayaku! has gone down, I have taken my posts from OH! and brought them to MANiME for the sake of completion. This was the final official post in the blog, titled “A Panel is Worth a Hundred and Sixty-Seven Words”, posted in January 15th, 2009. I hope you enjoy.

A picture is worth a thousand words, or so they say. Well, they can go suck it.

[OH! Reposts #5] Cause and Effect Vol.01 – Lolita Complex

Because Oi, Hayaku! has gone down, I have taken my posts from OH! and brought them to MANiME for the sake of completion. This was the fourth official post in the blog, titled “Cause and Effect Vol.01 – Lolita Complex”, posted in January 15th, 2009. I hope you enjoy.

Original Excerpt: You’d think that since the term Lolita was created by a white dude, the Westerners would be responsible for pedophilia. You’d be amazed at how wrong you are.

[OH! Reposts #4] The March of the DVDs in the Week Before Christmas

Because Oi, Hayaku! has gone down, I have taken my posts from OH! and brought them to MANiME for the sake of completion. This was the fourth official post in the blog, titled “The March of the DVDs in the Week Before Christmas”, posted in December 19th, 2008. I hope you enjoy.

Original Excerpt:
A battle waged between those of the Middle Ages,
A question that cannot be answered, even by the sages.
Is it the old ones that we must revere?
Or will the young ones win this year?

[OH! Reposts #3] Simple is Best

Because Oi, Hayaku! has gone down, I have taken my posts from OH! and brought them to MANiME for the sake of completion. This was the third official post in the blog, titled “Simple is Best”. I hope you enjoy.

Warning: The following post contains spoilers that aren’t really new anymore, so if you really don’t know the stuff in here, then you haven’t been keeping up with stuff. I mean, I’m out of the loop, and if you don’t know stuff that even I know, then you must be REALLY out of the loop.

[OH! Reposts #2] Let’s Study English With Code Geass!

Because Oi, Hayaku! has gone down, I have taken my posts from OH! and brought them to MANiME for the sake of completion. This was the second official post in the blog, titled “Let’s Study English With Code Geass!”. I hope you enjoy.

Original Excerpt: Destroying the barriers of language the prevents humanity from being able to connect to one another, Oi, Hayaku! brings a ready-made program that will have you speaking English as if you were born in America! Or that other English-speaking country. You know the one. ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!

[OH! Reposts #1] Insert Food Pun > Here <-

Because Oi, Hayaku! has gone down, I have taken my posts from OH! and brought them to MANiME for the sake of completion. This was the first official post in the blog, titled “Insert Food Pun -> Here <-”. I hope you enjoy.

Original Excerpt: They say that you are what you eat. If that is the case, do you need to eat a person in order to be a human? But if that act makes you a cannibal, then are you not, in essence, a monster? So, in order to be what you are, you need to eat a monster. But you are not a monster. You are a human. Long story short – don’t think about eating.

The world’s most adorable song. Ever.

For those of you who don’t know who Lordi are, they’re a Finnish Heavy Metal band from (you guessed it!) Finland. Now, normally, their songs are hardcore and loud and go on and on about killing things. Typical rap heavy metal stuff, I guess. But, as if to prove that heavy metal cannot be confined to one genre of music, despite being one genre of music, they’ve given us this little gem.

May I present to you their song, Blood Red Sandman, which just might be the most Moe~ song in the history of mankind.